These are the dogs currently living at our sanctuary. All of our dogs live in our home as family members. They have full run of our house (we have about a zillion dog beds) and the acre of land we have fenced off for them to roam. We have a wood burning stove that is the most popular spot during our long winters.
Bette is a 13-year-old terrier with the best hair you’re ever likely to see. She’s named after Bette Davis (think “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane”). Bette was a stray so we can only imagine where she came from. If she were a person, I imagine she would have her hair in curlers, wear puffy slippers, a raspy voice and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Bette is neither nice nor mean. She lets you know what she thinks of someone on a case-by-case basis. She will always get what she wants from you…whether that be loads of attention, or for you to leave her the fuck alone.
Chester is a 15-year-old Chihuahua. He is tiny…like three pounds. The kind of dog little girls dream about. He came from a hoarder where he lived outside with 70 other dogs. He survived the winters by crawling underneath the other dogs to stay warm. Sort of like Luke Skywalker getting inside the tauntaun’s warm carcass. When he was rescued he had a stick that was duct taped to his leg which had been broken but had also healed.
Chester loves to pee on everything. Beds, pillows, other dogs, guests. He refuses to have his nails clipped (making him look a bit like Mr. Burns when he rubs his long skinny fingers together and says “Excellent”). Chester can make your ears bleed with his bark. However, his real gift is that when he begs he can cry real tears. Sara McLaughlin and the Humane Society have nothin’ on Chester.
Edith & Nigel
Edie is a 15-year-old terrier. We like to call her Little Edie after the character in Grey Gardens. If you haven’t seen this, stop what you are doing RIGHT NOW and go watch it. She is blind and has anger management issues.
Nigel is a 10-year-old Maltese that I found behind a dumpster at the Taco Bell during a blizzard.
Nigel is the most skittish dog I have ever had. He’s like a hummingbird he is so high strung. He’s terrified of thunder, of any loud noises, and being reached for. The one calming influence in his life is Edie. He’s madly in love with her. I’m not sure why he picked her to fall in love with. She’s bossy, mean and barely tolerates him. But, love is blind. Nigel is completely and utterly bonded to Edie. Edie, not so much. Nigel panics if he can’t find Edith. He guards her against the other dogs. He lets her eat his food and treats. If Edie dies, I’ll probably have to enlist the help of a taxidermist, because I don’t think Nigel could handle that kind of loss.
Fig is our youngest dog. He’s about a year and a half. Being a Chihuahua means he is crazy. Being a Chihuahua with a brain injury means he is off-the-charts psycho.
Kicked in the head as a baby he was hospitalized and then taken to the shelter where he was subsequently adopted. His lovely new parents who had promised to love and cherish him forever apparently spent most of their time chasing and threatening him in an attempt to housebreak him. When they weren’t doing that, they were trying to forcibly restrain him so they could clip his nails. I guess all of this quality time got old and they dumped him back at the shelter.
Fig is super-sweet – loves to be cuddled and held, but he’s highly unpredictable. He has shrieking spells where even he is left wondering WTF. He’s terrified of bananas, will kiss you and then bite you in the span of a fraction of a second, pukes when nervous, sucks on your finger and has seizures. His head is misshapen, his tongue hangs out for no apparent reason, but when he curls up into a tiny ball to sleep (like a psychotic gerbil) your heart will almost burst from the adorableness of it all.
Frida is a 14-year-old Chihuahua. Frida is named after the artist Frida Kahlo. Why? Because they both shattered their pelvises in horrific accidents, were told they wouldn’t walk again – then did. And because they both have a flair for the dramatic.
Frida was picked up as a stray and taken to the shelter. She then escaped her cage and then proceeded to escape the shelter. She was then hit by a car that shattered her pelvis, picked back up and returned to the shelter. Her pelvis has healed but she walks with a limp and has arthritis for which she takes daily meds.
Frida loves to bite visitors, fight Lolita and guard the bed.
Hamlet (or Hami as we like to call him) is a 3-year-old Chiweenie.
Put in a box at eight weeks old, driven to the desert and abandoned, his life didn’t start out so great. Then Animal Control found the box. So that was great. Hami is one lucky dog.
He suffers from Cerebellar Hypoplasia, meaning his brain stem isn’t fully developed so he suffers from constant tremors and instability (probably why he found himself in a box in the desert). Think of a drunken toddler. That’s Hami.
Despite his disability, he is fierce. He is always up for a fight…he is the bravest dog I know. He’s small but thinks nothing of taking on our 185-pound Great Pyrenees,. He is very strong and can pull himself up on the couch. He can't do stairs. At all. He falls over almost constantly but is very happy and determined. The only time he is still is when he is completely asleep.
Hoover is a 12-year-old long-haired dachshund. He’s beautiful on the outside, but a bit of a mess on the inside. He suffers from severe IBD, he has a bleeding/clotting disorder, his teeth are a mess, he has severe allergies and his back goes out frequently. And let me just tell you, IBD and a penchant for eating trash are not a great combo.
Hoover is very friendly and loves to kiss, but his teeth are gross, which makes his breath horrible, so though he loves to kiss, you may not love to be kissed. Until we can get his bleeding disorder under control, the dental is a no-go. Again, we are sticking by our philosophy that a live dog with nasty teeth is much better than a dead one with clean teeth.
Hoover loves sleeping under a hundred blankets, beating up on Winston, eating trash and not eating his special diet. He rivals Bette in the fly catching department and has the most gorgeous nose of any creature alive. Cyrano has nothing on Hoover.
Icarus is a twelve year old Chihuahua with a very serious heart condition and a love for the sun (hence the name Icarus).
He was picked up as a stray so we don't know much about him other than he's about the sweetest thing in the WORLD. Unfortunately, if you are this sweet and calm and well behaved, it usually means that you don't have much time left. I don't know why this is, but it's true. Most of our super-sweeties die soon after we get them, where the "bad dogs" live forever and ever and ever. I know they say there are no bad dogs...but well, just check out Lolita's bio if you don't believe me.
Icarus sleeps in the sun spots during the day, and nestled in a thousand blankets every night.
Nobody knows how old she is, but we do know she is a Chihuahua with dwarfism, huge anime eyes, creepy sideways shark teeth and two pupils in one eye and was found living behind a dumpster. The shelter was going to euthanize her because of her temperament.
She hated me the first few days we had her. But then I offered her a Cheeto. She came out of the cave bed she had been holding up in and ate the Cheeto and jumped in my lap. We've been inseparable ever since. Make no mistake, I'm her slave.
She’s mean as fuck and tries to bite and subsequently maim everyone she meets…but she’s so cute you’ll reach in again and again. And no, she’s not available for adoption (I seriously get asked all the time).
Lolita is so evil that Erik wrote a Creepy Pasta about her.
She hates everyone and everything. Well, she doesn’t hate me, and she doesn’t hate cream puffs. But she hates rainbows, butterflies and unicorns, for sure.
McLovin is a 10-year-old min pin. And just for the record, I did not name him McLovin. I’ve never seen the movie “Superbad.” But he knows his name so there will be no changing it. And strangely, McLovin suits him…and he is superbad.
We rescued McLovin because the shelter and McLovin’s previous owners thought he was terminally ill with pancreatic cancer. His owners said they couldn’t handle the thought of him dying, so they dumped him at the shelter, because dumping a terminally ill dog at the shelter was something they apparently could handle. What the fuck people?
McLovin was having a ton of seizures coupled with low blood sugar…leading to his pancreatic cancer diagnosis. However, my vet doesn’t think he has this at all. We were speculating it was just epilepsy, but this doesn't seem right either, since he's on medication and still has a seizure about every other day.
McLovin is wicked smart, fun and full of personality. He loves to give hugs and makes growling lovey noises. He loves pie and wiggles when he’s happy. And he’s so damn handsome. He has got the looks of Cary Grant and the swagger of Dean Martin.
Romeo is a 16-year-old dachshund. He found himself dumped at the shelter because he was “too old.” I wouldn’t advise doing this. Karma will have you kids dumping your ass in a nasty nursing home in a few years.
Romeo’s original name was Rambo, but we changed it because he is definitely a lover, not a fighter. Romeo looks and acts so much like a dachshund we had several years ago named Walter, that sometimes we just call him “not Walter.”
Romeo has no teeth and a pretty severe hot dog addiction…which is an unfortunate combo. But the good news is that one small piece of hot dog can keep him occupied all night.
Romeo is mostly blind, has a bad heart, many old man lumps and bumps. His tongue hangs out of his mouth making him the perfect Tongue Out Tuesday model for Instagram.
Roscoe is a 17-year-old Beagle. He’s like the world’s smallest Beagle, which BTW doesn’t make him any quieter.
We took Roscoe as a favor to Animal Control after his owner was hospitalized with mental health issues. Which makes sense…you’d have to have mental health issues to have a beagle, right? Just kidding. I think.
Roscoe is loud. And he’s not very brave. He gets beat up on a daily basis by a tiny blind Chihuahua named Story. Well, Story never actually touches Roscoe, but he gets near him and that is enough to send Roscoe over the edge. It takes a valium or two, a gin and tonic and an hour of venting for him to get over it.
Roscoe has arthritis (his leg was broken and healed back in a funky way); he has a horrible heart and yucky teeth. However, at 17 a dental would probably kill him, so we’ll take bad teeth and a live dog. Roscoe agrees heartily with this decision.
Roscoe loves men, and smiles when he sleeps. I smile when he sleeps too…as I always say; a good beagle is a sleeping beagle.
Story is a 13-year-old Chihuahua/harp seal mix. He’s missing one eye and blind in the other. He has no teeth and is very round. He was found in a field in the middle of nowhere with a stick in his eye. So they took it out (the stick and the eye).
Story is sort of an anomaly. He’s sort of sweet and shy…but then his flip switches and he becomes quite fierce. He hates our Beagle, Roscoe. Though Roscoe is about three times Story’s size, Roscoe is terrified of him. Story makes little-clucking noises that just send Roscoe over the edge. Story spends all day and all night sleeping with a few brief breaks for eating and harassing Roscoe. He’s quite the professional. He prefers men to women and worships Erik.
If we were different people in a different Universe, we would probably let Story and Bette have babies. C’mon, can you blame us?
Winston (aka Wishbone) is a 12-year-old Jack Russell Terrier. He was delivered to us late one cold and snowy night all the way from California.
Winston has been completely blind most of his life from having distemper as a baby. He had never lived inside before, so it was a bit of an adjustment…but he learned the stairs, where his bed is and how to find me.
Winston is a sweet guy, but he’s that kid that everyone picks on. Even the super sweet dogs that like everyone don’t like Winston. Maybe he has cheese touch. We aren’t sure. But you know what? Lolita does like him. Which is weird because she hates everyone. Sort of like the chubby boy and the Goth girl who befriend each other in high school. Strange bedfellows.
Since coming here, Winston has put on a ton of weight. Must be a Jack Russell thing. I’ve never had a JRT that didn’t resemble a beach ball.
Winston has creepy milky white eyes that can be somewhat off-putting to some people. His eyes will probably need to be removed at some point, which can also be somewhat off-putting to some people. None of this bothers us…we think he is beautiful inside and out.